1. shorten:

    "how are you feeling?"

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    (via hi)

  2. ohana-means-famiree:

    poshcoughing:

    americansavior:

    itsjustsatanthings:

    cumber-bitches:

    caswantsdeansassbutt:

    cumber-bitches:

    cumber-bitches:

    I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

    omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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    In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

    polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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    this week on: britan thinks its special

    This week on america copies everything from Britain.

    HOLD THE FUCK UP

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    (via moistbottom)

  3. kaciart:

    vanillathena:

    I got your backs, guys.

    1. Oreo Cookie Waffles

    2. (I couldn’t track down the actual recipe for the second picture, so I’m just going to assume it’s Chocolate Coffee.)

    3. Again, I couldn’t track this one down, but I think it’s an ice cream cake. Here’s ten different recipes for ice cream cakes in exchange for not finding that particular one.

    4. The person who originally posted this image didn’t put a source either, so I’m just going to give you a recipe for a cake that looks even better. Hell, I’ll throw in another just to make it even.

    5. Double Chocolate Cookie Bars. 

    6. This cake is supposedly from a restaurant or high-end bakery, but I wasn’t able to find the source or recipe for it. Sorry!

    7. I know what these are! York Peppermint Patty Brownies!

    8. yeah i’m pretty sure this is just a disassembled oreo smore thing it’s sort of self-explanatory

    9. *shifty eyes* I couldn’t find this one either but here make this instead

    10. My only guess for these is homemade ding dongs.

    Salud, 

    smoreo

    (Source: vvidget, via pagingme)

  4. jesuschristvevo:

    is it data or data

    (via hi)

  5. (Source: central, via hi)

  6. chilled:

    nudqe:

    "white people can’t danc-"

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    "white people can’t twer-"

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    (via cumfort)

  7. polople:

svveedlemonade:

get your shit together talisha

    polople:

    svveedlemonade:

    get your shit together talisha

    (via theofficialariel)

  8. browningtons:

    horsefricker:

    browningtons:

    Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

    thats my right boob tho

    babe

    (via fake-mermaid)

  9. octobra:

    if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

    (Source: youtubeofficial, via fake-mermaid)

  10. chilled:

    I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

     

    (via cumfort)

  11. semicastrated:

    the difference between “ok” and “okay”

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    (Source: pissent, via pizza)

  12. liamnpayne:

    when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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    (Source: mohawklliam, via andrewquo)

  13. (Source: hi, via theofficialariel)

  14. madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas get a new pair of shoes 

    madeupmonkeyshit:

    When niggas get a new pair of shoes 

    (via tom-bass)

  15. boobsquish:

    vesley:

    shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

    congratulations to your sibling 

    (via guy)

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