1. atomskdluffy:

    stephii-cat:

    rose-domino:

    "May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

    ITS A WATERBOTTLE

    WANT

    (Source: justbriann, via toothpast)

    sexadvicegoddess:

    sarcasticlittlefuckk:

    standard

    I am crying I love this too much

    (Source: brokenimagephotos, via guy)

  2. (Source: latiox, via precumming)


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  4. nuclearnyx:

    my anaconda don’t want none

    unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

    image

    (via guy)

  5. nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

    nickyrads:

    leander-ligo:

    lordthundercox:

    Yes, it does.

    Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

    I’m dying

    (Source: iraffiruse, via guy)

  6. burgerkid:

    me trying to exercise

    image

    (via guy)

  7. fascinates:

    people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

    (via andrewquo)

  8. pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

    pizzaight:

    shutsman:

    WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

    my sport

    (via mamasanon)

  9. unclefather:

give me the catnip 

    unclefather:

    give me the catnip 

    (Source: awwww-cute, via zachsgay)

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