moshquitoes:

    bovveredforsooth:

    Daddy came home from work today. 

    Everyone needs this on their dash.

    I think I’m going to cry

    (Source: soveryprettyinpink, via pagingme)

  1. ihmaiw2d:

    p00pindaisies:

    zannablack:

    superlockedinthephandom:

    sarajust:

    taggedbooty:

    offlcer:

    ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

    image

    TOO SOON

    IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

    image

    oh my god…

    that’s 10 years but ok.

    ^I didn’t know it was 2004

    (via mamasanon)

  2. drewmichaelchadwicksbutt:

    YOU KNOW YOURE IN TOO DEEP WHEN YOU PICTURE YOURSELF SNUGGLING IN BED NEXT TO THEM OR WHEN YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN AND WISH THEY WERE THERE TO SHARE THAT MOMENT WITH YOU OR THE WORST IS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING AND THINK OH THEY WOULD LIKE THAT

    (via dewgongo)

  3. onlinegf:

    why are 15 year olds so angry

    (Source: onlinegf, via fake-mermaid)

  4. (Source: squidyword, via pagingme)

  5. brook:

    sizvideos:

    Watch it in video

    Follow our Tumblr - Like us on Facebook

    this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen

    (via plushyrobot)

  6. cosmothefairy:

    give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe

    (via fake-mermaid)

  7. frightn:

    when ur mom yells at u for something u didnt do

    image

    (Source: michaxl, via lohanthony)

  8. ekoenig:

    *sunlight hits your laptop screen*

    wow 

    every piece of dust in the world

    it’s here

    (Source: hotsenator, via humoristics)

  9. nicoosuxx:

    I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

    image

    (Source: kaworoos, via moistbottom)

  10. addelburgh:

farewell

    addelburgh:

    farewell

    (via rneerkat)

  11. upgraders:

    *types boobies on calculator*
    *jacks off*

    (via lohanthony)

  12. wallflo-er:

    tbh i just need a hug

    (via andrewquo)

  13. diancie:

Hope a few of his teeth got knocked the fuck out. Stupid ass weak white bitch.

    diancie:

    Hope a few of his teeth got knocked the fuck out. Stupid ass weak white bitch.

    (Source: phattygirls, via guy)

  14. trust:

    trust:

    i just dropped my iphone in the bath

    now its syncing

    (via moistbottom)

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