combeferret:

    yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

    (Source: wesleyaccola, via mamasanon)

  1. trait:

    when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

    image

    (via andrewquo)

  2. thecutestofthecute:

    jaclcfrost:

    i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

    image

    (via fake-mermaid)

  3. automatically:

    when you’re about to kiss someone and their mouth stinks

    image

    (via humoristics)

  4. hatey-mchaterson:

peashooter85:

Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.

It’s the ancient Roman predecessor to Dickbutt

    hatey-mchaterson:

    peashooter85:

    Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.

    It’s the ancient Roman predecessor to Dickbutt

    (Source: flavinscorner.com, via carxenogeneticist)


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  6. snazziest:

    I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

    (via lohanthony)

  7. chihuahuawho:

    monkeysaysficus:

    This is rude

    tag your porn

    (Source: maleficent-z, via mamasanon)

  8. (Source: 12heavens, via mamasanon)

  9. hex-girlfriend:

    i’m still pissed off about growing up

    (via andrewquo)

  10. (Source: wavefreedom, via lohanthony)

  11. me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  12. white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

  13. svvords:

    *barges out of coffin at funeral yelling sike*

    (Source: wasiangod, via lohanthony)

  14. captaiinmarvel:

    when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

    (Source: faithlehaane, via andrewquo)

  15. inbox:

    there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

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